Thursday, December 13, 2007

3 Disabled Funerals



Transcript:
Hi, I wanted to tell you a joke but I had a gut feeling I better check "ASL Laughs" Vlogs, Dang he already told that one! Now I had to think of another one. Ok, there was a man working as a caretaker of a graveyard. He was working when he spotted a funeral, but this funeral was different. People were standing around tossing stuff into the grave. They were tossing white canes, sunglasses and braille books. The caretaker wanted to find out what was going on so he went up and tapped someone and asked "whats with the tossing of stuff?" The person explained "The man who died was blind so we're giving him things for his afterlife." The caretaker thought that was interesting then went back to work. After several weeks the caretaker spotted another funeral. This time people were tossing leg braces, wheelchairs and crutches. He went up to someone and asked "What's with the tossing of stuff?" The person explained "Oh the man was a paraplegic so we're giving him stuff for his afterlife." The caretaker thought that was interesting and went back to work. Again he saw another funeral, he saw the pastor signing and some Deaf standing around signing. But there was nothing being tossed into the grave. The caretaker went up to someone, wrote a note saying "Why don't you put things in the grave for his afterlife?" The Deaf said "Good idea!" and tossed in the Interpreter.

6 comments:

Sheri Farinha Mutti said...

HI RUSTY! THANK YOU FOR SETTING UP THIS SITE, I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING MORE STORIES! YOU HAVE ME CURIOUS ABOUT THE PEANUT BUTTER ONE! I AM GUESSING IT HAS TO DO WITH ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?
ALL THE BEST! SHERI

Deb Ann said...

That is very good one!! I am going to share it with my family. Many thanks to you!

Happy Vlogging!

DeafKathy (Wilson) said...

Aww... thats a good one! It was kinda hard to read your video clip but with typed story you added helps!

DEAF NAVY USA said...

IT GOOD ONE JOKE AND SOME OF HARD TO SEE HANDS CAUSE BACK WINDOW TOO BRIGHT FOR HANDS BUT I CAN CATCH SOME OF IT GOOD ONE.

Rusty_Coyote said...

Shari,
About the Peanut Butter, yeah I made my son (who was 3 at the time) a PB sandwich and left the room. When I came back he had it spread up and down his arms and playing with it in his hands.

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